Conversations with my tot

Me: "Can you start cleaning up your toys."
Tot: "No, you doed it."


Me: "If your not going to be a good listener, you will sit in time out."
Tot: "Pssshhh"
Seriously, you just psshhed me?

Me: "Please, do NOT throw your food."
Tot: "Why not!"
The dog is sitting in a pool of his own drool.
Me: "Because we eat our food."
Tot: "You welcome, doggie"
I swear the dog smiled.
At least someone is eating a well balance meal.

Me: "Your not being a very good listener."
Tot: "Really?!?"
Me: "Would you like to sit in time out?"
Tot: "Yes...PLEASE!"
She happily walks over to her time out spot and plops her bottom down.
Two minutes later
Me: "Are you ready to be a good listener now?"
Tot: "NO WAY!"

My son was never this difficult.